SPH phone sex is absolutely hilarious.

I find so much joy in humiliating pathetic beta males with teeny-tiny weenies. SPH phone sex is fun. Of course, you could never hope to satisfy me with that shrimp dick you got going on down there. There’s nothing you can do to make me cum, not even with your tongue. Go ahead. Touch yourself to this blog, but all you’ll need is two fingers, not your entire hand, freak. Stroke your little nub with your pointer finger and middle finger like a good little weirdo. lmao

This is making me laugh.

Do you see why I enjoy this type of play? I sure hope you do! Making little dick losers cry is my forte! My huge tits would gobble up your short dick. Obviously, you wouldn’t be able to see it once my glorious big boobies wrapped around your baby carrot peen. I bet my areolas are much bigger than your penis. How comical is that? Men like you don’t count as men, at least, I don’t think you guys do. Just keep tugging on your tiny bean like a desperate pussy free loser.

Men with small dicks deserve zero pussy.

That’s right. You read that correctly, short dick man. Involuntary celibacy is what you fuckers deserve. Remain an incel for the rest of your sad and pathetic life. Call up e-girls like me to receive small penis humiliation like the masochistic fuck you are. Spiral further into inceldom. Frequent Reddit and 4Chan down in that dreary basement with the lights off. Stroke to porn of hot chicks you could never hope to have sex with irl. Well, what have you learned? You’ve learned that SPH phone sex is for you! Call me! Get to it, little dick loser~

Make sure to call me directly at 1-800-863-5478
ext: 14070002

You can also find me here~

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